eeyore monologue

Ill never accept my mothers apologies or my friends or strangers who just bump into me on the street. Mom and dad say Ill be happy when he is born, just like I was with my little sisters, but I highly doubt it. Your melting. Think, think, think. Its been two weeks. I know, its weird. Rabbit: They always take longer than you think. Its too bad I never got to meet him. Not taking in music or colors or flavors, but folding the same damn thing again and again. This is the most heart-wrenching feeling in the world I can feel all my happiness fall into the black pit that lives inside. I know you keep telling me, But Fiona, I rescued him! No, you did not. Well, yknow what? Or maybe the perfect day would just be a regular, calm day in elementary school. I am stout, round and I have found, I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say: Tut-tut, it looks like rain. Movies. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave. I eventually got medicine for it. Mr. Narrator: Now the Hundred Acre Wood boasted many natural wonders, but none was more beautiful than a tiny stream running through the forest. Hell go on for an hour about how he is doing me a favor by giving me responsibility and teaching me how to be a man and that one day, I will thank him. Hes the one missing out on the future Miss Universo. (Pause.) Maybe I dont deserve to be #1 again. Contents 1 Background 1.1 Personality 2 Film appearances 2.1 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 2.2 Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore 2.3 Pooh's Grand Adventure Well have a good life, me and Trout. Hi. When you moved in next door, I was so happy. The lines of this piece are noted as having been written by the character Eeyore from Milnes famous Winnie-the-Pooh stories and poems. (pause) Ok, fine. What I mean to say is that I will do my best to find her a home as soon as possible. I grabbed my board and tried to pull myself onto it, but it was too late. Please dont turn me in. My coach knows, my teammates know, my friends know, social media knows, and worst of all, my friends and family know. So, no friends at school, and treated like crap at home, I guess I was set up to be more prone to fighting and self-harm. Oh, what the heck. By: Molly McKenna., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student panics while taking a test. [Narrator] Now Pooh was not the sort to give up easily. By: Elizabeth Pall, Age 16, Florida, USA Description: A bookkeeper from a town stuck in time, welcomes a guest to her library. I had a note, but couldnt think of anyone to give it to. I looked up pictures of Aerosmith online and the main guy doesnt look like a guy at all. My cat can no longer taste the difference between rehydrated tuna, which he loved back on Earth, and rehydrated citrus which he would never touch back on Earth. What was it you ask? But there are also the reasons that I dont. Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! Chained to the ground by everything Ive got going for me. And I need to point out that in no way did I encourage this. Sometimes she would know when I had a bad day and would always make me feel better. Time for something sweet. After that, I was still determined to have the best day ever, so I decided to drive home real quick to change out of my coffee-stained shirt. Hes gonna be so excited to play games for real again, I got him an Xbox for Christmas, its in two days. Actually, Im surprised I havent driven myself up a wall yet. (Elevator doors open. So I guess I wouldn't care then! Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. Here it is. Its like I was made for you. I cant afford for you to give out on me! Im surprised most people cant see through their hand-crafted disguises. Out of curiosity, I went to see what it was. Im no eejit. Funny, isnt it? I dont carry no hate around like a bag a rocks. I dropped out of college because who needs a degree, right? Do your parents make you listen to their music? Winnie the Pooh This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. I never knew any different. I never got an apology for that. Ma! I was talking to my friends through most of that. Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. (Sits back down at desk and starts writing.). Oh! By: Matilda T., West Gosford, NSW, Australia, Age 8 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: The Goddess Persephone tells of her life with her beloved Hades in the underworld. I promise that its not really a big deal. Well, because my mother told me that itll make me sound smart! He used to be in the grade above us, but I guess he needed to learn more, so hes in our class now. I may be smaller than you, but Ive got powerful weapons in these here paws. One gloomy day, my dad came to visit. Now, I think I know the cure. at the back. Fine she- (turns around and starts to talk to the friend but stops themselves and turns back around) Did you see that? By: Astra B., Age 16, NYC, USA Description: A nomad tells his sister his philosophy on life and why he chose his lifestyle. I deserved it, didnt I? Kennedy was the worst of them all. A wedged bear in a great tightness. For real? I dont go out alone at night because of the possibilities. So, it didnt end well for him. When I spilled a cup of uncooked rice over the dirt floor of our house, my mother smacked me across the face and the whole family spent the next hour picking every grain of rice off the floor. Please continue to help us support the fight against dementia with Alzheimer's Research Charity. What I saw was terrifying. Although Im nowhere near perfect, I still have a lot of work to do. Santa is just a lazy guy with a wiggly belly who works basically one day a year. Yeah, I understand that. By: Caroline Seawell, Age 15, South Carolina USA Description: A frustrated theater student brainstorms ideas for a monologue they must write. Owl: Hmm. Wait, before we start, um, Jason, can you please turn on your camera? Your ignorance has driven me to my breaking point! No. I was his daughter! This is a surprise! Really? Genre: Dramatic. My name is Beatrice. Anywho, being invisible actually benefited me. Maybe if I fold some cranes, all my struggles would be solved (laughs). What should I write about? Winnie the Pooh They taught me by their example. (Apply red lipstick.) So, I might have given her a little more. I never wanted to marry him. You reach for it and realize it is covered in something sticky. Oh! A monologue happens when you think to yourself something like, "I need to buy bread." But other times, when you are reasoning, you might entertain and engage several points of view like a. Uhhhh, I just vomited, thinking about him. Pooh: You can keep anything in it; it's very useful like that, and I wanted to ask you---. One who was obsessed with VSCO, the other who would not stop making TikToks, and lastly one who actually went to bed on time. If you say so. Seriously, yours puts mine to shame. I started laughing and crying at the same time. Theres no way those kindergartners are worse than these kids. Yeah, Julie had punched someone because he was being rude. First Place Winner! Would you make a different choice so that you didnt go through high school with the nickname Streak? Genre: Comedic. I am your mother, and I deserve your respect. If I may, I recommend you get the beef wellington! I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. Whoa you even growl like my dog! Ah-ha! Its always the same. Something about artistic license. Im learning that we dont move through life, life moves through us. You know I was bullied. I still hated disco, but I didnt mind it as much in that moment. No pressure, right? Gopher's the name. I wonder who he is. And Eeyore, who had never played it before, won more times than anyone else. They decided to go on an adventure because they had been bored at home all day. It started in our lab. Yeah, right. No stabbing. Before you say no, just hear me out! The director, Bob, comes up to me and says he needs a genie of gigantic proportions. I have this huge iceberg. Fourth Place Winner! Water. Too Trump! Mr. Rupert is very intimidating and you dont want to do anything, even accidentally that could destroy your chances of getting this job. By how they look, how pretty they are, how skinny they are, if they are skinnier than me. They didnt even buy the dead pet excuse. It feels wrong to Sadako. Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. I mean were basically married. I have final say. They relate to one another while attempting to connect the bits and pieces of text. Everest, and apparently, when people die up there, they just leave the bodies. Im constantly blowing my money on repairs for my house, because its always rotting away. Im starvingbut I am not going to eat that pizza. Starting at seven I dont think that was meant to be my path. The people, the lunches, the drama. But if I could magically have that perfect day, it really wouldnt matter the location. What are some challenges actors face when transitioning from stage to television or film? Magazines. I know that sounds selfish, I mean, I have everything. Ignore the fresh, yeasty scent RINGO, NO, DONT POUNCE! How can she do that? endobj Third Place Winner! I cant be like you, and I dont want to be like you anyway. The feeling of loneliness hits you. I have blotches on my arms and the backs of my knees that I cant get rid of no matter what. Its the best way to describe how I am feeling. Who in their right mind would EVER find me attractive?! I can hardly bear to think about it. I remember my father looking in every nook and cranny of our straw roofed house for every single cent that he could spare to give me. Well, I know its a sunny day, but it could still happen! Trust me, Im not trying to convince you school is fun and all that other stuff, but that is no excuse to drop out. Remember when we used to take trips to the library and perform puppet shows for each other? Can I have my heels back now, Mr. Brown? Quarantine? (Speaks like talking to a dog) Good boy. Somebody save me! I gotta find my flashlight. She was just that way. 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