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This is so sad. Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana: I don't really talk during. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. And like Santana, I was so tired. You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Santana: Okay, hold up. I dont know how! And it worked. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. Hi DM! She was right, and she mattered, even if she was just a teenager. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. In real life, that absolutely would have happened. Quinn: Flawless. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) For me there is a before, and an after. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. For more information, please see our Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) They were trees falling in a forest and with nobody around to hear them, my desire often faded. You better believe theyll regret it. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. ". Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. We can be the bitch. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. By that point I had felt that way for years. It's exhausting to look at you. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? It was resolution. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. I just wanna go back in time man. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. But make no mistake. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Puck: We all know why we're here. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. How could Brody give all that up? When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. And he meant it. Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. No Trouty Mouth? Santana: No! Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Santana: Wanky. It sucked. We wont. Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Brittany: Not really. like a lot of you guys, Ive been thinking so much about Naya & Santana and what they both meant to me all week, and then earlier tonight I think I realized something. Rory: Hey, listen here. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. You wont be forgotten. Santana: I want to be with you. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? (slaps Quinn across face). was probably my favorite moment. TINA: Sorry, Santana. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. We thought maybe youd like to join us. And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Santana: Yea, but he's not hot. Santana: Hey Finnocence. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. First theres the pause. Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. We made that for us! Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. What would you do? Emmy Rossum is. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. Santana to Mr. Schuester (about Quinn), Audition, Well, congratulations. So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. Wooh! Santana: Sex is not dating. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. It's like, the best deal ever. We don't have a choice. Santana: It's okay. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. He goes to college or something. Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. I dont know. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. This is for us. Santana to Will, Blame It on the Alcohol. You're joking, right? "WHAT?! And it was uneventful. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. You're what we call a "late in life gay." Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. Her hair pulled to one side. Santana: You wanna have a duel? Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. How is everyone welcome when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay Winklevii twins? So youre gonna grant me a wish, Thats right, double-stuffed, fatty, gassy, mcgravy pants, we are just one big happy, happy family, I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. You've been berating us for the better part of an hour. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. Santana: Hello Lauren. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Slut. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. And you know what? As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. The whole thing is played perfectly. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. Oh yeah. Santana: Are we dating or what? (sings in background) (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. You are my first love. I was 19 and just starting to allow myself to realize I was queer. Carl: You all have a hole to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it. Didn't you have a sex tape that leaked online? Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Of all those famous tirades and one-liners, none warms my heart like The only straight I am, is straight up Bitch.. Santana: Oh yeah? She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. It was ordering my steps. Like a sad little panda. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? I think about that scene all the time. And that will exist forever. Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. This is it. Aren't you were paying. The easter colored suburban mom clothes, the giant swing, the stock footage feeling of it all. I cant get her If I Die Young out of my head lately. Rachel and Santana, The Power of Madonna. And also sorry that you have no talent. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? They were something to do. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. Santana: Al Roker is disgusting by the way. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. His hair's already starting to grow back. Santana: You can drill me any time. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. If its not, well, I dont even know. You can buy one at the Party Store. You wanna play with me, Kurt? Santana: Rachel. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. Palatable. Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Heres whats gonna go down. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! Think I could get used to here in New York. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. 1x01 - Pilot. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? [points at Rachel] Finn: I said I thought you were great. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Go. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Bad things!). Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Lopez. MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? And two, they grant wishes. You know? I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. She's dating Jesse. Santana: Youre a liar. I call her Snix. And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Guppy face, trouty mouth. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. No, kiss me! Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. So thank you, Naya. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? This is our SONG. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. You got a boob job. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. It learned me two things. I dont have anything smart to say. 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