beetlejuice musical monologue lydia

Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. I- Im your father. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. She was my whole world. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . Classic Bait and Switch. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! She scratches that out. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. LYDIA: I cant change anything! They sound so beautiful. What else do you have to do, Mami? What if Lydias in my head right now? Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! Im a part of this too! You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. Let me point you to the right page. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Never change! BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. Im going to the Netherworld! Barbara! This house is actually pretty interesting. Maybe nothing has to change. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . I'm totally enchanted. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. BARBARA: Adam! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. (a beat.) Im invisible. Get the shrimp! Were going to play a little game! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. You old swaddler! Up the stairs! BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. It sayswe should draw a door. (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! Enjoy live events at insider prices. BARBARA Oh, honey. But the two of you can. I need a wife. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Lift with your back! Put er there! New phone, who dis? Please, dont spin the wheel! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! DELIA: Nope! In a haunted house, all alone! Guy talk howd you do it? Hes my white whale. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Afraid Id marry her? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . And she left us. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Again. Pigs cant climb! Im gonna find my mom! LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? But you wanted your mommy. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. Make them think that theyre in control! Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Well be right back. But a genuine haunted house? DELIA: What are you talking about? MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. So, goodbye. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. You both get em. Were going to change that (rings triangle.) DELIA: Charles, that was the most spiritually nourishing rogering you have ever given me. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! 1."I am alone. YEAH! After everything Ive done for her. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. SPIN! ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Im bringing my mom back! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Powerless. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! And you won't believe how far I'll go. Goes to the door. LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. I thought I was bringing my mom back! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Just like, what if Im never happy again? This is gonna be great. Thank god. JUNO: Oh, look at you! You are dead? ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Couple of five-star reviews. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. LYDIA: Dad! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! Im always prepared. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! Whatd you do!? When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. I meant to say. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Theyre chasing me! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. ADAM: You away from her! Charles! ADAM: What is that? AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! CHARLES: Hey! He was fast! DELIA: Yeah! . Where are you going? Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. And you wont even say her name. Thats the problem! DELIA: AH! Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! OTHO: So glad that you asked. Look, I know things have been difficult-. MAXINE: OH STOP! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Sucks-Yes! BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Mom! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. ADAM: Woah. My name is Lydia Deetz. I am angry! Those are the guest sheets! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. LYDIA: Were not a family. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Yes, its been very creepy. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Lets find out! Welcome to our model home. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! ADAM: Barbara! LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Heres help, heres you. (softly.) ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! DELIA: And that is depressing. Lydia stopped short in the doorway, then began to laugh. So mean. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. OTHO: Yes, (imitating DELIA) Woah! Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Cmon. I have a chance to see her again, please! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. No he wont, youll just be dead. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? Were not like you! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Lets spin the wheel. Leave this house! BARBARA: We are! Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. That never happens. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! It couldve been bad! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Hiya mom! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! I asked you to send me a sign. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. The man next to me is the one I want. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. She goes back into the room. It's not about that. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! BARBARA: But were invisible. (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. (a beat.) BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! The Netherworld. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. And life is the only way out! But hey. Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . Which does not come easy. CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Were going to live here! CHARLES: My god, woman. One big dark room. Prrokie! This is what you get! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. Beetlejuice: [covers Lydia's mouth with his hand] She's a little bit nervous. Thats your answer for everything! The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. LYDIA: I dont want your help. I love old books. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. OTHO: Delia? Strangers. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. No one likes it, throw it out.. LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. And also, I dont model anymore. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. LYDIA: The Netherworld? BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? Did you think I wasnt coming back? Ill do it. Shes impossible. Adorable! I dont wanna die! I'm on the bench, but coach. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. About Lydia. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! (laughs.). Whats a matter Chuck? Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. Okay, new plan. So. And there is a way. We got any kids in the audience? Are you all right? OTHO: Its Kevin! DELIA: (aggressive.) Dont you get it? The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. Lady, you're forgetting something! Its a little crooked. You dont recognize me? Yup, thats the one. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Live a life of love! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. DELIA: Doubt. What if shes possessed? LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Mom!! Very good energy. This is not working out. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. Its gonna be so good for all of us. . BARBARA: I was too! BARBARA: So, now what? IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. And Ive got a plan! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. A ballad already? Where are you? So lets scare my dad! Wait, why aren't you dancing? Teen And Up Audiences. Antics ensue. (more chase.) I brought you a pie?! Hey, I get it! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. Please, forgive me! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. It's our house now, kid! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. ADAM: Oh! BEETLEJUICE: NO! Every bit of it. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Ongoing. Then you will know that I am no longer . Alone. Leave this house! I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. OTHO: Then lets get to it! CHARLES: I already did change. ADAM: Kill?!??!? Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. And speaking of, right on time! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? Lydia. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. And they eat ghosts. More about Lydia . Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! I have some good news. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Scarecrow. SEQUEL (air horn.) It has u but doesnt have a me. CHARLES: You made it big. Theyre chasing me! I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Video Examples. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! close. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Welcome! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. (a beat.) *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Adam, youre boring. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. (they scream.) BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Hey guys? MONSTER BEETLEJUICE: Your not invisible when you're me! All you gotta do is say my name! And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . Having lost her. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Does this couch make me look dead? Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Theyre made out of the devil! Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Happiness! CHARLES: Delia! We mostly just watched and drank wine. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. 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